Take this unhappy marriage quiz to discover if your spouse isn't as happy as you are in your marriage. 1. When you come home, what does your spouse normally do? Jumps up from the couch and runs to you to give you a big hug and kiss Waves from wherever he/she is and says, "Welcome home, honey!" Waves and mutters a hello without looking up from what he/she is doing You always have to find him/her and when you do, he/she doesn't really seem to care you are home.